PERFECT ANSWERS TO STUPID QUESTIONS.
1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I'm training to die!
2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.
3. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
A: No, in the next one.
4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: - You Awake?
A: No. I'm sleep walking!
5. Your friend calls your home phone:-where are you?
A: At the bus stop!
6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!
7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.
8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! They are Carrots
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