Friday, February 28, 2014

Strip total (+playlist)

RIHANNA AFANYA BALAA LA SODOMA NA MDOGO WAKE UFUKWENI..HATARI SANA...!!




ETI KATI STYLE HIZI ZA KUFANYA ..... WEWE UNAPENDELEAGA IPI? MBUZ KAGOMA KWENDA UA CHUMA MCHICHA?




Nimepita Sehemu fulani, nimeona kuna mzozo eti ni ipi staili nzuri saa ya kufanya map#nz, kweli hili suala lina mitazamo mingi. Mimi nasema hivii, staili nzuri ya kufanya Map#nz inategemea na Mwenza wako, mathalani mwenzio ni mnene au ana umbile kubwa huwezi ukamwambia ulale chini halafu akulalie juu, nadhani utakuwa unataka kuvunjwa kiuno kama sio kuteguka kabisa. Kiukweli ziwezi weka picha fulani hapa directly kwa ajili ya kulinda maadili, hivyo basi staili kulingana na umbile lako na la mwenza wako hutegemea na umri wenu pia, na ndio maana vijana hadi umri wa miaka 38 hivi ni wafanyaji wazuri wa map#nz ukilinganishwa na watu wazima au wazee kabisa. 
Hivyo namalizia kwa kusema staili ya mapenzi hutegemea:- Wapnz, Umri wao, Mazingira ya uwanja na Maandalizi yao Kifikra na Hali za afya za wahusika. Kama utahiji zaidi nitumie e mail nami ntakutumia FILE lina sampo nzuri na maelezo haya kwa kirefu.

UUUWI.......... KANGA NDEMBE NDEMBE SASA NI SHIDAA...................

Haikuwa salama hata kidogo kwa baadhi ya wanaume walioingia katika ukumbi wa Theophilo Kisanji.
Umati mkubwa uliofulika katika ukumbi huo wakishangazwa na Show ya Khanga M0ko laki si Pesa.

MSANII WA BONGO FLEVA ATUPIA PICHA ZENYE MAPOZI YA UTAUTA


JINSI YA KUMPATA MSICHANA YEYOTE UNAYEMTAKA KIMAPENZI....!! TAMBUA TECHNIQUES HAPA...


Kuna wanaume wengi wamekuwa wakikosea kutongoza.Wapo wengine labda amempenda binti fulani lakini anashindwa cha kufanya.Kuna wakati unaweza kukuta mwanaume anachokifanya anampa ofa mwanamke,mara anamwambia tukale na hata zawadi nyingine zinafuata.Jambo lililo la msingi katika maisha yetu ni kuwa wazi,mtu aelewe nini hasa unachokitaka moyoni mwako si zaidi.

Wapo ambao wanaogopa watu labda ni kwa sababu ni wazuri au wamesoma zaidi yao,lakini mapenzi ni zaidi ya hayo,unaweza kuona mtu kweli anaonekana yuko matawi ya juu jina tu,mapenzi hayana matawi ya juu wala ya chini
Ndo maana unaweza kuona mama mtu mzima na heshima zake anajisalimisha kwa kijana mdogo,au unaweza kuona mwanaume mtu mzima na hekima zake anafanya ngona na mfanyakazi wa ndani,huenda akawa mchafu au hata
si wa kutamanisha kivile.


Mapenzi ni suala pana,unaweza kujiremba ukifikiri ndo njia ya kumtamanisha mwanaume,wapo wanaume wanachokipenda sio mwanamke ajirembe.


Unaweza kuvaa kimini na nguo yenye kuonyesha sehemu kubwa ya mwili wazi,wapo wanaume wenye kuchukia hilo.


Unaweza kuvaa suruali ukifikiri ndio chaguo la wanaume,wapo ambao hawataki kusikia mwanamke anayevaa suruali.Ninachotaka kusema ni kwamba watu wametofautiana kwa namna ya mahitaji yao.

HATUA MUHIMU UNAPOFIKIRIA KUTONGOZA:


Jambo la kwanza lililo la msingi ni kufahamu anachokipeanda yule unayetaka kuanza kumfuatilia.Je ni mwenye kupenda hali gani,yuko makini au hayuko makini
Furaha ya wanawake wengi ni kuwa na mwanaume ambaye anajiamini.

HATUA ZINGINE:
a) Mguse bega au sehemu ambayo si ya kumdhalilisha,mwambie du umependeza;kama uko kwenye mazingira ambayo yanawezekana,Inashauriwa kumgusa kama unataka kuuliza jambo fulani,Hili ni jambo la msingi kwani kitaalamu linachangia kumjua mtu tabia yake na anavyoweza kukuchukulia katika mambo mengine unayotaka kuyasema.

b) Wanaume wengi wanakosea kwa kuomba namba za simu,lakini kitaalamu njia inayokubalika ni wewe mwanaume kumpa namba yako huyo mwanamke ambaye unafikiria kuanzisha mawasiliano nae kwa lengo kwamba mwisho wa siku awe mkeo.Au wakati mwingine unaweza kumpa simu yako ili aandike namba yake.

c) Kama mnaweza kupata muda,mkaribishe sehemu kwa ajili ya kuongea zaidi.Mara nyingi usianzishe mazungumzo ya kumwambia mtu nataka kuoa,hata kabla hamjakaa na kusomana hata kama kwa sekunde kadhaa.


Ni aibu kuambiwa sikutaki au nina mwingine,lakini ukianza kwa vitendo,unaweza kujua kama hapa kuna dalili au kuachana na kile unachotaka kukisema.

Hata katika maisha ni vizuri kuwa mwangalifu kabla ya kuamua kumtongoza fulani na kukubaliana na fulani,pata muda wa kumchunguza kwani safari ya ndoa ni ndefu,inahitaji kuwa na mtuambaye kweli atakufaa...

HIZI NDIZO SABABU 5 ZINAZOSABABISHA UUME KUWA MDOGO (KIBAMIA)...!! SOMA HAPA KIDUME UFAHAMU..

Kundi kubwa la wanaume ambao wanashindwa kufurahia tendo la ndoa kutokana na kuwa na uume mdogo kupita kawaida...
Wanaume walio na tatizo hili wengi wao huwa hawana confidence ya kuingia katika mahusiano na wasichana ama wanawake wanao fahamiana nao kutokana na kuogopa " siri" zao kujulikana hususani pale uhusiano wao unapofika mwisho..Ikitokea mwanaume akiwa katika uhusiano na mwanamke "mcharuko" ( asiye mstaarabu ) mwanamke huyo anaweza kuanza kumvua nguo hadharani kwa kumtangazia kwa watu kuwa na uume mdogo ." Mwanaume utakuwa wewe!" na lugha za namna hiyo hutawala midomoni mwa wanawake hawo....
Matokeo yake sasa wanaume walio na tatizo hili huamua kutokuwa na uhusiano wa kimapenzi na wanawake wanao fahamiana nao, na badala yake huamua kuanzisha tabia ya kuwa wanajamiiana na wanawake wanaouza miili yao ama kujihusisha na upigaji punyeto n.k.

NINI CHANZO CHA UUME KUWA MDOGO.

1. Kupiga Punyeto kwa muda mrefu..
Hali hii husababisha kusinyaa kwa uume na hatimaye uume kurudi ndani.

2. Kuugua chango la uzazi.
3. Magonjwa ya utotoni.
4. Kutahiriwa mapema 5. Kurithi kutoka kwa wazazi :

Wanaume wengine wana maumbile madogo kwa sababu wamerithi maumbilehayo kutoka kwa wazazi wao.

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Is this the world's most gruesome food market? Dogs, rats, bats and monkeys among the animals roasted WHOLE in Indonesia

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT
Awaiting their fate: These dogs are kept in cramped cages for hours before they are eventually hung by a rope and flame roasted whole at a meat market in Indonesia
Grisly: The blackened bodies of dozens of dogs sit on a table in Tomohon Traditional market in North Sulawesi
Brutal: The dogs' flame-roasted bodies are curled up on a floor covered in blood at the Indonesian market
Sad: Not only is this dog likely to be turned into meat, it is also chained to the floor of a cramped cage, leaving it barely able to move in the hours before its death
Bloody: Most of the killing and butchery at the market takes place in view of the public. The result is harrowing


The Tomohon Traditional market in North Sulawesi, Indonesia sells whole monkeys, bats, cats, dogs (pictured), pigs, rats, sloths and even giant pythons laid out on tables with painful expressions still etched on their faces
The macabre food stalls were witnessed by Oman-based photographer and blogger, Raymond Walsh, 
Scary: These terrifying and charred remains of a bat will be used in traditional Indonesian cooking
Mr Walsh said Tomohon was typical of a lot of local markets in the developing world with lots of fruit, vegetables and fish. The only difference was the sheer number of dead animals for sale, including these rats
The Oman-based professional photographer said he found the sight of dead dogs particularity harrowing
Would you eat one? Roasted rats are piled up on a table inside Tomohon Traditional market in Indonesia
Skewered: The rats are flame-roasted on sticks after being killed by having their heads thumped against a tree
Although the market's dead dogs may be difficult for westerners to look at, Mr Walsh points to the different cultures and attitudes towards the animals in South East Asia.

'Put simply, Westerners see dogs solely as pets. Indonesians see them as both pets and as sources of meat - it's just how we're raised,' he said.

In the photographs, many of the animals are stiff and completely black with a haunting pained expressions on their faces.

'After they are killed the animals are roasted over a fire, so the fur burns off, the skin tightens and peels back, causing that 'screaming' look,' Mr Walsh explained.


'How they are killed depends on the animal. Cats, monkeys, and sloths are shot. Bats and rats have their heads clobbered against a tree or table. Pigs are stabbed with a sharp piece of wood or metal,' he added.
Bats are just one of the animals sold as meat at the market. Mr Walsh says are killed by having their heads 'clobbered' against a tree
When asked to describe the smell, Mr Walsh said: 'In a word, appalling. There's something about the air that changes when there's that much death around'
Although the market's dead dogs may be difficult for westerners to look at, Mr Walsh points to the different cultures and attitudes towards the animals in South East Asia

In the photographs, many of the animals are stiff and completely black with a haunting pained expressions on their faces. On the left is a roasted monkey, while the animals on the right are dead rats

NDIO MAANA TUNASHAURI DADA ZETU WAVAE BRAZIA, ONA SASA HIZI PICHA BILA BRAZIA





























Wednesday, February 26, 2014

'I dated Kim Kardashian a long time ago': Rapper The Game reveals past relationship with reality star but DENIES Khloe romance


Past romance: The Game, pictured leaving the the BBC Radio One studios on Tuesday, said he once dated Kim Kardashian but denied romancing Khloe 
'You done a thing with Kim?' asked Sloth. 
'A little bit. A long time ago,' replied the 34-year-old hip hop star, real name Jayceon Terrell Taylor.
'Adult wrestling or adult cuddles?' Sloth persisted.
'You know what it was. We went to McDonalds twice,' said The Game. 'Pulled up in a drive thru.' 
When quizzed whether the romance took place before Kim's infamous relationship with Ray-J, The Game claimed not to remember and seemed keen to distance himself from his dating past. 
Digging: The Game posed with DJ Charlie Sloth on Instagram after their chat
Dating history: Kim, posed with former friend Paris Hilton and The Game at a party back in 2006
'You know what. I don't remember that time line,' he said before going on to complement Kim's fiance Kanye West. 'Kanye was the homie. He's still the homie. That is his wife. They got a family. I love them. They're great.'
The rapper, who is in London as part of his tour of the UK, seemed particularly eager to put the Khloe rumours to rest. 
'We were talking about you doing a thing with Khloe Kadashian,' said Sloth following a break.
Just good friends: The Game inside he had known Khloe for years and the pair were merely shared a platonic relationship
Clubbing chums: Khloe Kardashian and The Game emerge from Club Tru in Hollywood earlier this month, with her mother Kris Jenner in tow
'No, we wasn't talking about that. We was talking about me NOT doing a thing with Khloe Kardashian,' insisted The Game. 
'So there was nothing at all?' asked Sloth.
'No man. I got a family at home man,' said the father of three. 'I'll bring my kids' mom here and let her talk about the thing.'
The Game was likely discussing his former fiancé Tiffney Cambridge with whom he shares two of his children.
Keep working out: Khloe Kardashian headed to the gym as her sister landed in Europe on Monday
Since her split with husband Lamar Odom, Khloe has regularly been seen out parting with The Game and was spotted twerking with him at a Los Angeles club a few weeks ago, even posting a video of herself dancing on Twitter. 
In September the hip hop icon was seen with his arm around the Kardashian beauty as he reportedly spent $13,000 at Tru nightclub to cheer her up as her problems with Lamar mounted. 
On January 13 they were spotted hitting Tru again, begging the question that the pair are an item.
Khloe does not appear to have dated much since her split from the former Clipper, though she was linked to LA Dodger Matt Kemp in December and he was even reportedly at Kris' annual Christmas Eve bash in Hidden Hills.
Adorable: Kim Kardashian and her mother Kris Jenner arrived in Vienna, Austria on Wednesday to go to the Vienna Ball